16/07/07 : David learns to write

Fasten your seatbelt and get ready to eat your hat because illiterate moron David Beckham has started his own blog.

The man who admitted he can’t do his six-year-old son’s homework with the immortal line: ‘It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school,’ is actually writing his own online diary.

Pearlers so far include:

“Thanks for joining me on davidbeckham.com – it does seem incredible that in all my time playing professional football, I haven’t had my own website.”

Finding a cure for cancer is ‘incredible’, David, the fact that your management hasn’t let you talk on your own is merely ‘sensible’.

And the immodest:

“I was so happy to be able to leave having given the fans something to celebrate.”

Presumably he means the departure of Dictoria.

Fans can expect regular updates - unless he overloads his spell-checker again and the whole internet crashes.

Posted By Editor On 16/07/07

http://www.davidbeckham.com/blog/

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